Your order will be delivered within 5 working days.
It will be delivered by the Royal Mail. We will aim to get it with you in two days, but you know what the post is like – it’s best to give them a bit of wiggle room.
Your order will (probably) be delivered within 7 working days.
Our Australian partner needs a few days to package up your order. Being English we can forgive them working a bit slow. If it was half as hot here we’d never go outside, let alone do any work. After that, it depends on your Australia Post so fuck knows when it’ll get to you. We get that your country is oversized, to a frankly showy extent. We understand that the weather, the flora and fauna all want you dead. But, really, is your post really as crap as it looks? It almost makes us feel grateful for the Royal Mail. Almost.
Your order will be delivered within 7 working days.
The actual delivery time will be between 5 and 7 working days. It’s a bit longer than here in Britain, but that’s probably because your mad country is fucking massive.
Your order will be delivered within 12 working days.
The actual delivery time is 5 to 12 days. We are hoping it will be more 5 than 12, but can’t make any promises. Part of the problem seems to be that your moose filled wilderness is pretty big and, presumably, it takes the postman time to fight off all them bears. More of an issue is we are sending all our North American orders from the US. Don’t tell them, but we aren’t too keen on giving Yanks too much of our cash. At the moment that’s our only option, we are struggling to find a decent Canadian company who can sort out our orders for us. Any suggestions would be gratefully received – send them (and any complaints about Canadian stereotyping) to firstname.lastname@example.org