About Us

About 21st Century Pillock

We are a small, insignificant corner of the internet. We like to focus more on t-shirts and writing rubbish about history, rather than the traditional hate-filled comment sections, cat videos and pornographic material. Presumably, you came here by accident while trying to find one of those cornerstones of internet browsing. Unlucky.

If you are one of those few people who has arrived at our About Us page intentionally, you have probably had a look at what we offer and have thought ‘what the fuck is going on? None of this shit makes any sense.’ Well, this isn’t going to help you. You should go back and try again. Alternatively, here is a selection of jokes we like:


  • A Buddhist walks up to a sandwich shop and says, “Make me one with everything.”
  • Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?
    • Because he is a twat.
  • Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
    • Yeah. Obviously. Houses can’t jump.
  •  Where did Nicholas Romanov II get his coffee?
    • Tsarbucks

That’s all you are getting. Now sod off the proper bit of our lovely site and have a decent go at having a look.

If you have any actual questions about something we are doing, then shot us an email at [email protected]